Feckin Obese Slag and the bounced check

- So's wie stoap aye thi DandyDan's fi aye spot aye lager, ken? This fat cow ave ay coont's en froont iv us. Gettin thi gas fi her trashy car, likesay. We've not goat thi score on thi broad, cus she like, gets 2 packsaye pony boatles an a carton aye virginia slims. Virginia Slims? Kin ell, we wanted ta choke thi fat cow oan thi feckin spot, likes. Lowest of the low, ken?

Then the catboy runnin thi till tells thi cow, 'Sev-en-ty Sev-en.' Thi cow starts writin thi cheque an bein all difficult, an thi cheque willnae be accepted by thi till. She whinges boot how kin her cheque not be accepted. Wie kin tell ye, coont: ye wrote bad cheques, ya slag.


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Jeez.

Took twenty minutes to get my six pack of Tecate today.

Irvine Welsh is brain crack. The man's a genius, what with the regional dialect writing style and all.