The Miller High Life (lite heh) has been downed. The beef is simmering in so much red pepper that your nose hairs would burn at the slightest whiff. The yard is STILL shin high and the grass has gone to seed, but guess what!? The flood marks are disappearing. You know, how the ebb and flow of several inches of water tends to deposit straw and sticks in wavy patterns...it's disappearing.

BECAUSE I'M RAKING THE S*IT UP, THAT'S WHY.

I also fixed my lawn mower. The diagnosis? Engine full of water.

Now to get the tire reinflated.

This chili is going to ROCK. Seriously. Am I the only guy that does the family cooking?

I wonder. It's a great excuse to drink, anyway.



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