31 July 2006

I've not been on due to the fact that I've apparently brought back a biological souvenir. I've officially lost count how many times I've thrown up, had an attack of the runs, or an interesting combination of the two simaltaneously. I would love to drink some water or gatorade, but I'm throwing it up still cold to give you an idea of how long I can tolerate it. Sigh...

Cross your fingers boys and girls. This promises to be a fun ride...maybe more fun than my famous three month Montezuma's Revenge I brought back in '02.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get some of that sausage and cheese at the local curb store. It worked last time.

The Whyzeman said...

Sprite or 7-up is perfect for such illness. That coupled with Pepto Bismol. I don't know what's in Sprite, but it kills nausea like friggin' Raid.

Damn...I need to update.

Anonymous said...

I'm swimming in your guts right now! I'm pooping and vomiting all over your innards!

I've grown bored since you brought me back from Mexico, and I get wireless in your stomach so I thought, "What the hell?!"

Know me. Respect me.

C'est la vie!! said...

Did you drink water from the faucet in MX?? did you eat tacos from suspicious places? Hey you might have some tapeworms...check ur p**p jejejeje lol...jk hope u feel better soon....

ElChulo said...

Naw...no tap water, only Blanquita en garrafon lol.

I DID however go to eat tacos de barbacoa at the corner of sexta and San Luis Caballero. DAMN they were good too.

In all honesty I think it was some tacos we bought about an hour south of Houston on the way back up...

C'est la vie!! said...

You know, my parents are from Reynosa...about 30-45 mins from Matamoros..they have this street they call "La Calle del Taco"...los tacos al pastor OMG...so f'ng good...and then they give u this huge baked potatoe with sourcream, cheese, and bacon bits...big enough to feed 3 people...I want to eat that ;)

Anonymous said...

Where is blowjay staincastle, III's blog?

Anonymous said...

With erect posture, ejaculating resolve and bravery, I say "Blogging ain't my stick."

ElChulo said...

Yeah. Blojay sucks so bad. No pun intendend. He prefers to cast his mental pleasurings onto notebooks noone else will read. Except his teddiebears.

Anonymous said...

Well, blojay needs to start one or begin posting in some forum, so that mocking his ethos would be more easily accessable.

Seriously though, I miss the your old messageboard you had back in the day...we need to get that going again.