Hmm. Notice anyone odd in the local Hicktown, USA Police docket?

The Police Department reported 16 arrests and 106 charges.

— Brandon Lewis, WM, 07/13/79, xxx N. 17th Ave., forgery, controlled substance

— James Bond, WM, 02/06/72, xxx Highway 590, open container-first offense =====================================

So what do you do when you get pulled over and you're that guy?

Cop: Let me see some ID

guy: Bond, James Bond?


Hith parenth were THO ORIGINAL!